Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple. However, Schlitterbahn is the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutWaterpark ! We really have no idea why Schlitterbahn has not graced the pages of Vogue… We are 35, and we still look awesome in a swimsuit.

Vogue…we are open to doing an “age” issue! We have plenty of selfies if you are not convinced! #bahnlove .

That being said, let’s talk about what everyone is talking about.  #humblebrag

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Free Parking: When I tell people that I work at Schlitterbahn, the first thing they ask is if they can have a free ticket, obviously, because Schlitterbahn is amazing (Check out our contests on Facebook, you could win tickets!). Secondly, they ask how much is parking and I respond with, “It’s fo freeeeee!” Here at Schlitterbahn, we want are guests to fully enjoy their experience and get the most out of what Schlitterbahn offers… Have fun! We’ll take care of the parking!

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Plug Out: Here in the Social Media department at Schlitterbahn, we are obsessed with…social media! We tweet, take selfies all day, everyday! @Schlitterbahn ! We are social media crazy. Are you? Has social media taken over your life? Are you reading this blog from your phone? Yeah, you got it bad. Take a break from it all!

At Schlitterbahn we recommend everyone to leave their phones in a bag, car, locker since water and phones are not a good mix! You get to plug out from the world and really enjoy the moment! The sun is warm, the water is blue, enjoy all of the excitement around you! But please, feel free to take selfies before and after your Schlitterbahn adventure! Or you can just ignore us, and buy a LifeProof phone case! Selfies are an addiction that Schlitterbahn supports!  #bahnlove

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Bring Food: Don’t you hate it when you buy a drink or snack, and then two minutes later you read a big sign that says “No outside food or drink allowed.” At Schlitterbahn you never have to throw away your freshly bought beverage! In fact, we encourage it! Bring your food in, have a picnic! Schlitterbahn loves food! The only thing we ask is that you tweet us @Schlitterbahn before you come. You know, so we can let you know what we’re craving for the day! Or you can let us know what your craving! Schlitterbahn offers the best food at every park! Smoked turkey leg anyone?! (Ed Note: No alcohol or glass containers, folks. Thanks. Now back to Jon.)

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Long rides, Good tans: That awkward moment when you wait two hours to ride a ride, all for the ride to be over five minutes later. Uh, that’s the worst! Schlitterbahn’s slides and attractions are worth the wait, and some even last up to 45 minutes! Lay back, tan up and enjoy the ride(s)!

Whether you like, hate, love Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the cover of Vogue, we can all agree on one thing: Schlitterbahn is the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutWaterpark  #TheGreatestThingInTheWorld  What is your favorite thing about Schlitterbahn? Let us know! But first, let’s take a selfie! (;