
There’s No Such Ride Called “The Lazy River”
I spent a summer at Schlitterbahn New Braunfels as an operations manager and next to, "what time is it?' the second most frequently asked question was, "where's the lazy river?" We don't have a ride called "the lazy river," but throughout the years park goers have...

Guada Loopy & Loopy Luge
Guada Loopy & Loopy Luge, the tongue twister of waterpark ride names. I dare you to say it 5 times fast! These uniquely named slides can be enjoyed by anyone who is game for a good time, just a few caveats... 1. If your young tike, '42 inches or shorter, wants to...

Galveston River System
Ever dream of a place where you can just float all day and never get out of a tube? Yes?... Then you must have dreaming about Schlitterbahn--The only place where you can fully experience a waterpark without even walking! 1. Galveston's River System connects all the...

Dragon’s Revenge
If you're a fan of Schlitterbahn, you're well aware of our Iconic New Braunfels Castle-- Schlitterbahn opened with four water slides built around a 60-foot tall replica of the Bergfried Tower, the guard tower of the Solms Castle in Braunfels, Germany. BUT, do you know...

Dragon Blaster
The first time that I rode Galveston's Dragon Blaster, I had no idea what I was in for. Literally, my friend was like, "Let's ride that ride!" And me not paying attention, was like "Yeah, for sure!...Whatever" As I started to climb the stairs I realized that the...

Soaring Eagle: Galveston Island Edition
The Soaring Eagle joined the ride line up in Galveston Island the summer of 2013 and it is a refreshing edition! What's unique about this ride is that it's not a water ride, it's a zip line that soars you over the entire waterpark! For those of you that aren't afraid...
Schlitterbahn Galveston’s Soaring Eagle!
Galveston Island's only zipline 100 feet above the park You can see the Gulf of Mexico Pulls you backwards first, then forward at 30 mph 1/4 of a mile long Extra charge Located just inside the gates

The Soda Straws
The Soda Straws are a historical staple at Schlitterbahn New Braunfels! The dueling slides both descend off a large Coke Float structure landing into the lagoon at the Schlitterbahn West section of the park, otherwise known as Schlitterbahn "Main." The Soda Straws are...

Five Facts about the Der Bahn Slides
You gotta love the Main Park of Schlitterbahn New Braunfels... There's just so many tube chutes, rivers and slides that make you feel nostalgic and special for spending your summer in Texas and at Schlitterbahn. The Main Park is where you truly feel that special,...

Sssscreaming Ssssserpents – Inside Out
The Screaming Serpents is the newest ride in our Galveston park and they are a twisted kind of fun. Here are 13 facts about the Screaming Serpents: Riders twist around 2.5 times while in the belly of the Serpents. You exit the mouth. We won't discuss what that means...